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Arvind Kejriwal Memes

Arvind Kejriwal Memes

Arvind Kejriwal is a politician who is most popular on internet. Not because he is honest and hard working politician because of his stupid statements and corrupt politics. He is secured a place in the list of most hated personality on internet.

When we search for Arvind Kejriwal Memes we get millions of creative memes on him. Today I tried to collect few best memes of Arvind Kejriwal and would like to share it with you.

Ye Sab Modi ne kiya hai is one of the favorite dialogue of Arvind Kejriwal. Whatever the reason is, he always finds a way to blame it on prime minister Narendra Modi. He believes he is not able to perform because of Narendra Modi. 


This was the most famous meme when Arvind Kejriwal was slapped by his own party supporter. Incident took place when Arvind Kejriwal was doing a rally and suddenly an auto driver came to put a garland show his gratitude but just after that he slapped Kejriwal so hard and people start making memes on him.


Every incident is political when people in Delhi has CM like Arvind Kejriwal. This picture has nothing to do with politics but people hate Kejriwal so much that they made this.

Some more hilarious honesty memes of Arvind Kejriwal





 Admin Tu bhi bhrast ho gaya is one of the most circulated meme on messaging app whatsapp. People often use it to address whatsapp group admin for taking favor of any special group member.




List doesn't ends here. There are few more creative memes which will definitely make you laugh.

This one was came out in social media when people inked Kejriwal during at press conference. He was addressing people and suddenly a guy inked him for his dirty politics.
 When Kejriwal was preparing for Goa elections, he did something which went viral on social media. As you can see in the picture, this was the most funny meme on Arvind Kejriwal during his election campaign in Goa.

This is one of the most hillarious and my personal favorite meme so far. It was an old meme created by some creative minds when he did his first Dharna and after 4 years it is still topping the charts. He is still doing dharna and blaming others for his failures. In the history of Indian politics, no CM has ever blamed others this much for his own failures.

Hope you would like the collection of memes. There are lot more creative memes are available on internet.

Comment below which one you liked the most and share more memes which you have saved in your phone/computers.

This is how people on twitter reacted on Arvind Kejriwal


This is how people on twitter reacted on Arvind Kejriwal


ArvindKejriwal claimed himself as a most honest politician in this world. But people has exact opposite views for him. You can see below how people on twitter reacted on ArvindKejriwal when he started Dharna against LG.

As per ArvindKejriwal, IAS officers are on strike and not letting him work. He straightaway blames Delhi’s LG for this and also called NarendraModi as mastermind behind this strike. But his lies and allegations are always baseless. As per the IAS association, there’s no strike and people are working fine. LG busted his dirty politics in front of people. Given below is the reaction of SandipGhose for Kejriwal



This was not the only lie of Kejriwal which people busted. Now people have realized why he is not working. Look at the given below reaction of a twitter user on ArvindKejriwal.



Some people also come up with logic. As per twitter user Amrita Singh, ArvindKejriwalbelieve in getting publicity instead of working for public. He always tries to hide his failures behind his fake “Drama” & “Dharna”. ArvindKejriwal is failed as a chief minister of Delhi. He claims that he did a lot for people of Delhi but in reality, he is nothing but a big failure and liar too.


However, some people have the best sense of humor when it comes to expressing themselves. This twitter handle @NaughtyManilal posted another funny meme on Arvind Kejriwal.
  


So this is how people on twitter reacted on ArvindKejriwal. But on the other hand, Kejriwal is trying to convince Delhi people that he is innocent like a 2 year old child and did nothing. Actually he is right that he did nothing but Delhi people are not ready to accept that he is innocent.


Latest Kejriwal Jokes


पंडित जी केजरीवाल से---

ये पुष्प भगवान को चढाओ, तीन बार जल पियो और तीन बार उनका उच्चारण करो जिन्हैआप सुबह-शाम , दिन - रात उठते बैठते याद करते हो. 
केजरीवाल जोर जोर से -- मोदी मोदी मोदी।।

केजरीवाल :- ईद मुबारक, ईद बहुत पुराना पर्व है।
पत्रकार :- मतलब?
केजरीवाल :- महाभारत में भी ज़िक्र है, भीष्म पितामह कहते थे, "आओ उस्मान भाई"
पत्रकार (अपना सर फोड़ते हुए): वो उस्मान भाई नहीं बे, "आयुष्मान भवः" कहते थे!

देशहित को ध्यान में रखते हुए,
केजरीवाल का अंडशंड तुड़वाने के लिए उसे जूस के बजाए, सूर्यवंशम वाली खीर दे देना चाहिए!!

खुलेआम नंगी होने में वेश्याएँ दूसरे स्थान पर है,
केजरीवाल सर अभी भी पहले नंबर पर बने हुए हैं !!

केजरीवाल को, अब उपराज्यपाल पर शादीकाझाँसा देकर,
बलात्कार करने का आरोप लगाना ही बाँकी है!

केजरीवाल सर मुख्यमंत्री हैं इसलिए उपराज्यपाल के यहाँ धरना दे रहे हैं।
प्रधानमंत्री पद पर होते तो संयुक्त राष्ट्र संघ के बरामदे पर चूड़ीयाँ तोड़ रहे होते!

केजरीवाल के होते हुए,
प्रधानमंत्री मोदी और उपराज्यपाल को घरवाली की कमी नहीं खलती होगी!!

वाणिज्य मंत्रालय के अधिकारी ने फोन किया : गुड मॉर्निंग... आप केजरीवाल जी बोल रहे हैं..?
केजरीवाल : जी हाँ, मैं दिल्ली का मालिक बोल रहा हूँ.
अधिकारी : सर, केंद्र सरकार एयर इंडिया के शेयर बेच रही है, क्या आप खरीदने के इच्छुक हैं.?
केजरीवाल : नहीं जी, हम तो छोटे आदमी हैं, हमारी तो 2 रु का पैन खरीदने की औकात नहीं है जी..!!
अधिकारी : सर, इसीलिये पहले आपको ऑफर दिया है. फिर बाद में हल्ला मत करना कि मोदी जी ने एयर इंडिया अम्बानी और अडानी को बेच दी

गर्मी बहुत है इसलिए केजरीवाल सर एसी कमरे में लेटकर धरना दे रहे हैं।वरना पहले की तरह अभी भी, छाती पर संतरे लटकाकर सड़कों पर लहंगा उठाये घूम रहे होते!!

गर्मी ज्यादा हो रही है।
ये सब मोदी जी की वजह से है जी।
योग को बढ़ावा दिया उन्होंने
 ज्यादा लोग सूर्य नमस्कार कर रहे हैं।
सूर्य ने खुश हो के ज्यादा चमकना शुरू कर दिया।
अरविंद केजरीवाल

Truth behind JNU

Truth behind JNU (Jawahar Lal University) Delhi

Today, I did a short analysis on JNU (Jawaharlal Nehru University). I would like to share something about the university which some of you are not aware about. You know that JNU is the only university where you can get the hostel in just INR240.00 and have to pay only INR25.00 as school academic fee. Apart from this you can get the subsidized food I mean a Paratha in JNU canteen is available in just INR5.00 isn’t it amazing? I know it is but the list doesn’t end here you will find a lot of luxuries inside the hostel. When we are talking about hostels let me tell you an important information that JNU is the only university which has largest number of hostels. JNU has 18 hostels so far. This number is really huge. When I used to study in college, I have to fight for a single hostel room and I was charged 1000 times from JNU. Don’t be surprised yes it was “One Thousand Times” from the fee of JNU.

Let’s come to another part of JNU in which they are good at. I am talking about professional courses in JNU. Given below are the courses available in JNU.  If you will go through the table, then you will realize that apart from one course, there are no corporate courses such as Technical, Non Technical, Engineering, Doctoring, Fashion designing, corporate courses and Professional courses which you can do and get a good corporate job. Here I have a question “What are we doing in JNU then”?

S.No.
Programme schools in JNU
JNU Courses
Seats*
1.
School of International Studies
M.A. in Politics (with specialization in International Studies)
92
1a.
M.A. in Economics (with Specialization in World Economy)
31
2.
School of Language, Literature and Culture Studies
M.A. in Arabic, Chinese, French, German, Japanese, Hindi, Korean, Linguistics, Persian, Russian, Spanish and Urdu
212#
3.
School of Social Sciences
M.A. in Economic, Geography, History, Political Science, Sociology, Philosophy and Development & Labour Studies
434#
4.
School of Life Sciences
M.Sc in Life Sciences
38
5.
School of Environmental Sciences
M.Sc in Environmental Sciences
31
6.
School of Computer and System Sciences
MCA (Masters in Computer Applications)
46
7. 
School of Physical Sciences
M.Sc in Physics
31
8. 
School of Computational and Integrative Sciences
Integrated M.Sc-Ph.D
18
9. 
School of Arts and Aesthetics
M.A. in Arts and Aesthetics
23
10. 
Centre for Sanskrit Studies
M.A. in Sanskrit
33
11. 
Centre for Molecular Medicine
Integrated M.Sc-Ph.D
5
12. 
School of Biotechnology
M.Sc in Biotechnology
31

The answer is protest. It is very obvious and I can prove this easily because I have never seen any engineering college, any medical college or any private college which has corporate courses protesting for “AZADI” because they have a lot of things to do. They have to study very hard to achieve the degree and they have plans for their future. They think about revolution not about “Freedom”. Frankly not a single JNU student need an education loan but some common, fool, illiterate and intellectually dumb people like us required such loans. & after having burden of study and loan we can only think about either our education or career. These common stupid people don’t have time to raise a voice for “Freedom” that’s why our heroes are different from JNU. We ha ve our heroes like “Bhagat Singh, Rajguru, Chandrashekhar Azad, Sukhdev, Netaji Subhashchandra Bose, Bankimchandra Chattopadhyay and Ravindranath Tagore.

On the other hand JNU people belive in Afzal Guru, Burhan Wani and Hafiz Saeed. Do I need to tell you guys who are they? I guess I don’t  need to.

And the irony is we have so dirty politics and some moron politicians who support them and encourage them to do protest. I would like to share few statements by Arvind Kejriwal on JNU missing student Nazeeb.

Mr Kejriwal took on the police and the BJP, saying, "The police hasn't done any investigation. The message is clear. This country is subjected to hooliganism by BJP, RSS (Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh) and the ABVP (students' group linked to the RSS and the BJP)."


Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal told JNU students to take their protest to India Gate to spur the government into action.

He encouraged JNU students and told them "Najeeb (Ahmed) will come back only with the help of people's power. I appeal to all of you that we will have to take this movement out of JNU campus and bring it into the mainstream,"

"Let's sit at India Gate and appeal to the entire country to fight for Najeeb," Kejriwal said, addressing hundreds of students at the Jawaharlal Nehru University. "I am with you and will join you in the protest."


This is India where a Chief Minister is supporting people who are just bunch of misguided students. He (Kejriwal) is so good in playing blame game that he instantly name “BJP” against all the odd. I don’t support any f*cking political party. But this guys is seriously the worst one in politics. I like Lalu Yadav more than him.

I would request you guys to please watch a video on JNU which I got on Whatsapp as forwarded message but this is will somewhere help you to understand the pain and aggression of a common man over these bunch of freaking politicians and JNU.


Do share your thoughts and comments below.

Cheers.!!

Kejriwal Pe Dohe



वादा कर कर केजरीवाल नेता रहा ना कोय
काम जो तूने ना किया तो जनता पटक कर धोय

बुरा जो बोलन मैं चला बुरा ही मिलया मोय
जो गाली बंद ना की तो हार सुनिश्चित होय

ये जनता है दिल्ली जो की भर भर चक्षु रोय
अब जनता क्यों ना रोवे जो मंत्री केजरीवाल होय

छोड़ दिल्ली की जनता को तू क्यों भागे गोवा पंजाब
चीख चीख कर मांग रही अब दिल्ली हिसाब

पत्नी बच्चो मित्रो सहित घूमे देश विदेश
घूमे महंगी गाड़ियों में धरे आम आदमी का भेष

जो तेरे मन का लालच जो तुझको ना छोड़ पाय
आम आदमी का भेष धरे वो केजरीवाल कहलाये

किसान जो करे आत्मदाह तो देश को क्षति होय
जो करे तुम्हारी रैली में वो मोदी एजेंट होये

टोपी देखकर अन्ना सी माँ ने दिया कूट
नहीं चाहिए ऐसा केजरीवाल जैसा कपूत

भारत के टुकड़े करवाना तेरा सपना बेकार है
भारत की जनता भारत पे मर मिटने को तैयार है

खा कर मांस गाय का पार्टी करे तू रोज़
कभी ये माता थी तेरी भी थोड़ा सा तो सोच

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